Our Fed, which art in Washington,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done on Wall Street,
As it is in Congress.
Give us this day our daily bread (because we sure as hell ain’t gonna earn it.)
And enable us to break windows,
As we enable those who break our windows.
And lead us not into inflation,
But deliver us from recession.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
For a short period of time until the next bubble bursts.Amen.